Notes From Project Dawn, Chapter Four- Minus One Triplet

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Angel now has a bed, and someone got a free mirror/night light from a theatre trip. Must be a birthday in the house.

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Gregor, albeit now old and grey, has been added to the wall!

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Gregor: “This one can’t paint. She isn’t mine, I hope?”

April: “I don’t mind. Once you walk out that door, you’ll never be back.”

What a happy household these kids live in…

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Ramona: “Y’know, I have connections down at the science lab. I bet I could get a star named after you.”

Andre: “Uh, what?”

That’s the biggest lie I’ve ever heard.

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April: “Aaand nobody cares about my birthday. Again.”

): If it’s any consolation, I do. You’re the only one making any money.

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April: “I dunno, maybe this guy’s not so bad. Mum can keep him.”

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And here’s her new outfit! I think she looks lovely.

April: “And that’s the cab company on the other end of the phone, getting me out of this dump!”

Love you too, kiddo. Enjoy not being an easel slave or a permanent babysitter any more.

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Just a couple more shots of her face as she leaves- all I can conclude is that she’s a Ramona clone, with Tib’s nose.

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The Try For Baby option in the public venues seems to be a lot less hassle than anywhere else, so sorry if the pictures are boring.

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Angel’s been relegated to chore duty in the rain. Ah, the joys of not being able to afford a maid.

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Bea’s helping out in her own way, though fishing isn’t really profitable very quickly. Still, anything helps. Not sure why she’s wearing pyjamas, though.

Angel: “Why not abuse that scavenger hunt opportunity I have sitting in my quest panel?”

Because this map doesn’t have any gem spawners. D:< I may resort to cheats and stick some in there.

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This garden is now my new favourite place because money literally grows on trees.

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Angel: “…So we can’t set the place on fire?”

Beatrice: “No. But maybe if we torch the house, we can buy better furniture with the insurance money.”

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More babies! I’ve forgotten how many we have right now…

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Please don’t steal the easel, repo woman. That’s the only source of income we have.

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Andre: “Hug?”

Ramona: “Uh, no. I have to tell you something.”

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Ramona: “You’ve contributed to the experiment. Congratulations.”

That’s an original way to tell someone they’re a father.

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That’s probably not a good idea, Mona. I’m having flashbacks to the evil stereo.

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Ramona: “But we can still be friends, right?”

Nah, he’s gonna be one of the “walk out the door and never come back,” guys. Which is every guy, to be honest.

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And Andre gets added to the “Wall of Fame.”

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I decided to take photos of the kids once they hit YA, so here’s April for you.

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Oh, that was quick.

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Beatrice: “Oh, this again?”

You aren’t even the tiniest bit concerned?

Beatrice: “Nah. I have grades to keep up.”

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Beatrice: “And this is Beatrice Mallon live from that ramshackle dump of a house on the edge of the city…”

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Beatrice: “According to the weather report, it’s going to be sunny tomorrow. Which is pretty normal, y’know, since we live in a desert.”

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Meanwhile, in the bathroom:

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It’s a girl! This probably stopped being interesting about two chapters ago,

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Ramona: “There’s more?!”

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you were supposed to be triplets

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So yes, twin girls that I’m pretty sure aren’t identical, and no ginger hair this time! This is Catrin, who has the Brave and Good traits, and favourites of Soul music, Spaghetti with Veggie Sauce, and the colour grey.

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Her sister, Delphine, is Good and Clumsy, and likes Indie music, Stu Surprise and Violet. It’s annoying they aren’t triplets, but I’ll take what I can get.

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Tyron: “Ah, I remember when I was young and pretty…and could afford a coat.”

Yeah, he can’t really stalk Ramona at the moment, since she’s forced to stay in the house because they can’t afford a babysitter, and it’s against the rules of the challenge.

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And another birthday gone completely unnoticed. At least he’ll be useful now.

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Well look who grew up pretty! And yeah, I realise I forgot about his glasses. I could have sworn I amended this and took a photo, but now I can’t find it, so they’ll be back next chapter. His fourth trait is Virtuoso.

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I feel this is the perfect example of this house in one screenshot: mess, screaming toddlers and forgotten birthdays.

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Bailey gets the cool futuristic outfit and sandals because he’s eccentric, I guess? His third trait is Workaholic.

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Yeah, now that Angel’s a teen, he’s resident babysitter and handyman. It must be fun growing up in this house.

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The one gem on the entire map. It feels like a conspiracy to keep them poor.

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I think the best thing about the festivals is not only the flower spawners and the fact the tickets can be sold, but free food and bathroom facilities, so the kids can stay there all day!

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Ramona: “And what is this legacy?”

Catrin: “A joke!”

Ramona: “That’s right, well done!”

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Beatrice: “So you have a job? And money? Yeah, what’s that like?”

Bea’s making friends with strangers because she’s so desperate to get out of the house.

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Beatrice: “I swear, that isn’t one of ours. And look, something that’ll keep us in food for the rest of the week!”

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Floating Kid: “What, yours haven’t figured this out yet? Amateurs?”

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Bailey is the new easel slave, so we’ll see how that goes.

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Ramona: “How’d you like to be my next specimen?”

We’re still working on those pick up lines. Since I can’t use the Master of Seduction LTW, I’m attempting to do it the old fashioned way.

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Ramona: “I hope you can paint. It’ll be more useful than a computer science degree.”

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Bailey: “I’m bored of this, can’t I do something else?”

I think it might be wise to give him a break: he’s painted the exact same picture three times in a row.

I’m going to leave it here: please leave a comment or like before you go!

~ Viki.

Signal Boost This, Guys- I Made a Film!

Tomorrow, at the London MCM Expo, they’ll be doing a presentation for the 48 Film Race, which my team entered (The Muffin Men). We got into the top 10, and they’re showing our film at midday in Theatre B. If anyone’s going, or any of your friends are, please come and watch us! It’d mean so much to all of us, and it’s only five minutes!

I’ll be there, and it’d make my day, truly, for one of you to come and say hi. I’ll be the one with the really short hair and the butterfly dress on, so please come and say hello- I’d love to see you!

~ Viki.

Notes From Project Dawn, Chapter Three- The Magical Garden of Free Things

This challenge just goes from bad to worse…

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Ramona: “So…you know we’re rich enough to afford a bathtub now?”

I Forgot Who This Is: “Uh, what?”

Ramona’s flirting skills are getting better. Can you tell?

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Gregor: “Wow, your house is so BIG! The one I’m living in only has about three rooms.”

Ramona: “Yeah, Sunrise only gave me the nice house, sorry.”

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Ramona: “But hey, at least you have free will. Y’know, you can go wherever you want, get married…”

Hey, you signed up for this.

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April: “Hey, anyone paying attention to me?”

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April: “Nope, thought not.”

She rolled Unflirty, but I don’t think I have a made over picture of her, for some reason. You’ll see her outfit later, though.

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This guy came wandering up to the front door one dark, snowy night, so I once more assumed that he’d volunteered himself.

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Sammy Costa: “Happy to oblige.”

Wait, really? That’s a first.

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And of course, poor April gets stuck with toddler skilling. With this and the paintings, she’s pretty much the only one keeping this family afloat.

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Ramona: “But I’m holding hands with a cute guy! Surely that counts for something?”

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I’m just wondering how he hasn’t got frostbite yet.

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I like Sammy. He wasn’t anywhere near as annoying as Tyron.

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I bet the town hates clearing up all these paper hearts every few days.

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And Sammy’s picture gets added to a somewhat dubious hall of fame.

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April: “Wait, you mean I actually have to go to school now?”

Yeah. Sadly, I doubt the school board’ll let you pursue a full time career as an artist yet.

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In other news, the gnomes appear to be multiplying.

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Just in time for Beatrice’s birthday!

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Game logic: You only learned two skills, but we’ll give you Genius anyway. Brilliant.

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Ramona: “Oh, this is getting old.”

You can sleep when you’re dead, Mona.

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In a weird way, it’s almost cosy.

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April finally got the alchemy table she’d been angling for since she was a kid, so hopefully we can make some money out of it.

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Ah, hazy mornings in Strangetown, which reminds me that I need to find a good lighting mod. It’s never actually cloudy and dark when it rains.

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Beatrice: “Ready for your first day, age 15?”

April: “One more word and the hat gets it.”

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Baby Number Three!

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Bea’s imaginary friend manifested as the usual creepy rag doll. I think everyone else just assumes she talks to herself out of boredom. And hatred of school buses.

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Now here’s where I was attempting to play strategically- queueing up the next lover early, so there wouldn’t be a gap between babies.

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Ramona: “I’m the cure for a broken heart. Trust me.”

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Gregor: “I think you may be right.”

Ginger babies! 😀 not like there aren’t enough of them already but oh well

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Ramona: “So you actually have something to do apart from paint all day!”

April: “Yeah…goodbye, stable income. I miss you.”

I think I should have Ramona paint…at least then there would be someone consistent to do it. Oh, and this is April’s real outfit.

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I have no idea what this is, but it looks fun.

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Tyron: “Oh, fancy seeing you here! Quite the coincidence, no?”

GO HOME, TYRON.

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Patches: “No, I’ve had it with you! Quit following me!”

Even the figments of her imagination are tired with her. Poor Beatrice.

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Ramona: “Why did I agree to do this?”

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Our first boy!

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This is Angel Mallon, and although you can’t see very well, he does have Ramona’s eye colour. He’s Disciplined and Friendly with favourites of Island Life, Egg Rolls and Irish Green.

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That’s his wife on the left. Homewrecking, yay.

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Ramona: “So if genies did actually exist, I’d be your wish come true.”

Scrubs Lady: “Oh God, really?”

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Peacefulness, for once. It probably only lasted five minutes.

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So now the try for Baby Number Four, in the tomb. How romantic.

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A birthday where you look exactly the same. Moving on.

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Since the steamy night in the tomb hadn’t paid off, I tried inviting Gregor over again, and he never showed…until I found him, stuck inside. Typical. So much for strategic playing.

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Ramona: “Yeah, great. I love it.”

I love your new hair.

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I like to think the steadily growing gnome pack are having a meeting or a lecture.

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Ramona: “You’re so romantic, “The Blond Guy Who’s The Next Father But I Forgot His Name.”

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Oh wow. That’s awkward.

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And Angel ages up!

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Angel: “Ta da!”

Don’t expect a prize, kid.

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And here he is made over, with Dog Person as his third trait. He looks adorable.

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We’re back to the magical garden of free things, where the kids are all skilling and I’m desperately trying to earn enough LTH points so I can de age Ramona without cheating.

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Another birthday?

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I should just leave you like this, really.

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So her new trait is Social Butterfly! Should be interesting.

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Ramona: “What happened to my hair?!”

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Ramona: “And I’m starving!”

Priorities, Ramona.

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And another boy!

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This is Bailey! We’re never going to get rid of Ramona’s hair, are we? Anyway, he’s Good and Eccentric, with favourites of Grey, Geek Rock and Fish and Chips.

I’ll leave it here- drop me a comment on the way out!

~ Viki.

Notes From Project Dawn, Chapter Two- The Woes of Wooing Tyron

Welcome back!

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The paparazzi have been standing outside, constantly ringing the doorbell in the hopes that Ramona will give them an interview. It’s a little pitiful, really.

Ramona: “Yeah, if they want to run a story on “How to Get Baby Sick Out of Carpets,” they can come in. Or maybe they’ll think “How to Make Three Day Old Clothes Look Clean,” is more interesting.”

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Ramona: “Ah, my bed. Sweet, comfortable, clean bed. How I’ve missed you.”

Enjoy it for the next three or so hours. You have men to meet and toddlers to skill.

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April’s sleeping in the cheap freebie university pyjamas because that’s all they can afford. Hence why Ramona’s decked out in her old uni gear.

Ramona: “Well there’s no point wasting perfectly good clothes, is there? Just a few stitches and alterations, a little fabric dye- good as new!”

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She keeps getting silent calls. I like to think it’s Tiberius from beyond the grave.

Ramona: “Halloween was last week, Tib. Go home.”

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As a testament to how poor they are, the only toys April has is Ramona’s old teddy bear, and the imaginary friend doll, which is kind of depressing.

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Ramona: “Okay, maybe skilling at the library wasn’t the best idea.”

April: “What do you mean? I can make friends with her!”

Just take the kid and run, Mona.

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Ramona: “Now remember, the quicker you finish this, the quicker I can go earn money for food.”

Several hours later:

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Ramona: “And what does Mummy want for Christmas?”

April: “A bath! With bubbles!”

Your wish is my command, once we have more than £500 in the bank.

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As per last chapter, Tyron is up for Father Number 2.

Ramona: “So you get what this entails, right? You can’t be my boyfriend, or move in with me.”

Tyron: “Oh great, there goes that plan- I mean, yeah. Sure, no problem.”

You’ll see what I mean soon enough, believe me.

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And then April aged up early and spoiled all my skilling plans. It’s your fault if you end up with an awful trait, kid.

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She had Supernatural Fan locked in, so she’s going to be butting heads with her mother a lot.

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And here’s madeover!April. I really do need some more custom hairs for toddlers and children, so if anyone can recommend some sites, I’d gladly take a look.

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Flirting with Tyron was not going well, to say the least.

Ramona: “So, do you like music? Any particular type?”

Tyron: “No. That’s for interesting people.”

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Ramona: “Oh screw it. LOVE ME!”

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Tyron: “What the hell was that?!”

Ramona: “So…you don’t love me?”

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Tyron: “Why can’t we just be friends?!”

Ramona: “Pleeeaassee can we have him move in for five minutes so I can steal all his stuff and sell it?”

Ah, priorities.

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Wait, an actual romantic action from this guy? Maybe there IS hope…

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Ramona: “So does that mean you’ll take me to Paris?”

One thing at a time, dear.

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Tyron: “So let me get this straight- you went to university, but you don’t do anything with the degree.”

Ramona: “TELL me about it…”

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Ramona: “THANK YOU for finally agreeing to a date. Do you know how hard you are to contact?”

Tyron: “It’s the job. I have to harass celebrities all day, or I don’t get paid.”

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Ramona: “If I pay you in nachos, will you date me then?”

Tyron: “Now you’re talking…”

Unflirty Sims. I hate them.

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That only took forever. As you’ve probably guessed, I’m not going to use the Master of Seduction LTR because that really would make everything too easy.

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Tyron: “So does this mean we get to go to the moon for our date?”

Not quite.

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Ramona: “We aren’t in Oasis Landing any more. I’ll paint you a picture of the moon instead.”

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Ramona: “You just make me waste £40 on a movie. This had better be worth it.”

Think of the science, Ramona. Now get inside before he vanishes again.

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Yep, it took a good hour or so for Tyron to agree to go on a date. He’d show up, stay long enough for one action, then run off again. T_T

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Ramona: “Just let me take a picture, for memory’s sake.”

Tyron: “But won’t you see me again next week?”

After the annoyance you’ve been? Not a hope.

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April: “We have a WASHING MACHINE now! Oh my God, look how shiny and smooth it is! Imagine how clean our clothes will be!”

Okay, now I feel guilty. We need to get you some books.

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Ramona: “I’ve taken what you said into consideration: to save money on water bills, so I can save for a nice pair of red heels, I’m now throwing up outside.”

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I hope the shoes are worth it.

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It was then I remembered that I’d stuck a tomb in Strangetown, and hey, tombs have things to loot, right?

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Ramona: “I should probably feel more guilty about ransacking an ancient piece of history, but I want those heels.”

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Ramona: “Do you think I should try dragging this home? April can sleep in it when she gets a little older.”

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Ramona: “AND it’s a night light. This thing is perfect.”

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Speaking of April, this is what I found when I focused on her. Apparently waltzing with a robot is the best way to earn Festival Tickets.

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Why is it snowing inside the temple?

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Ramona: “Ugh, I don’t know, but it’s making me feel ill, all this cold…”

Sure it is…

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To keep the household afloat, April is constantly painting. Since it was almost Snowflake Day, I considered holding off until then, since Laflamme Christmases have ALWAYS yielded easels, but I was getting desperate.

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Aaaand Baby Number Two! I rather like that outfit, so she can keep it.

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April: “Another lie in tomorrow, then?”

Yeah, but after that? Straight back to the easel. Since she aged up right at the beginning of winter, they’ve had heavy snowfall constantly, so as a result, she’s never been to school one day of her childhood.

April: “What a shame.”

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Ramona: “This is what you get for a story, I’m afraid: an old science textbook from my glory days.”

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Ah, being chained to a skill object. That’s how you know you’re a legacy Sim.

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Similarly ha Ramona’s taken to writing non fiction novels, in the hope that’ll bring in some cash. Whether she actually gets the time to ever finish one, though, is another matter entirely.

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Ramona: “Yeah, you’re all invited, even if we’ve only talked for about ten minutes on the street that one time!”

Merry Christmas, everyone.

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Ramona: “All right, come and open the presents!”

Yeah, always throw Giving Day parties. You get free stuff.

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Tyron: “I don’t like that guy- he keeps staring at MY girl.”

Red Jacket Woman: “Tyron! Not while we’re in a house, please! Take it outside!”

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April: “Oh thank God! We have something to DO in this house now!”

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Ramona: “Oh how…thoughtful. Something expensive that we can’t even use. I’m sure the Consignment Store will appreciate it.”

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RJW: “Do you think you could ask your Mum to turn on the heating? It’s a little chilly in here.”

April: “With the current state of the house? We’ll be lucky if we don’t resort to dragging the duvets into the front room.”

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Another great thing is the free food- Ramona got a load of that weird potato stuff she likes.

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They got different gifts than the Laflammes: a teddy bear, which I decided Baby Number 2 can have, since April already has one, a weird llama thing that I thought was a toy, but apparently needs to be put together, the aforementioned expensive video game console, which got sold because they need money and they don’t even have a TV, a fancy lamp for the front room, an awesome rainbow lamp which April didn’t like, and an alarm clock. Weirdly practical, so I kept them.

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Ramona: “Oh, this is perfect. We’re snowed in, too.”

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Ramona: “No need to panic, sweetie. I know what to do.”

April: “But you dropped rubbish all over the floor! What if it stains the carpets?!”

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Ramona: “I’m already tired of this.”

2 down, 98 to go…

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Another girl!

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Ramona: “Whatever, I’m done. Wake me when she’s interesting.”

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And this is Beatrice Mallon! Her two traits are Couch Potato and Lovers the Outdoors, with favourites of Hot Pink, Aloo Masala curry and…epic music?

That’s all for now- I’d love to see you next time! Please drop a comment in on your way out!

~ Viki.

Chapter One- Five Minutes In and I’m Already Cheating

Welcome to the very first chapter of more Sim-filled madness. Once we get introductions out of the way, I’ll explain how this challenge is going to work.

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So, here’s our founder! As you might have already guessed, this is Ramona Mallon, who is Neat, a Savvy Sculptor, Bot Fan and a Supernatural Sceptic who tends to be Frugal with money, which, all in all, make for an interesting mix. Her favourites are Beach Party, Potato and Truffle Torte, and Pink, which actually doesn’t look bad on her! Her Lifetime Wish is “Lifetime Collector,” which involves building a bunch of futuristic technology and maxing out the Advanced Technology skill…

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And this is me cheating straight off the bat  her boyfriend from uni, Tiberius Willard, because I figured he might as well be good for something, and Ramona liked him. While we’re here, his traits are Socially Awkward, Good, Handy, Ambitious and Computer Whiz, with favourites of Latin, Hamburger and Lilac.

So, here’s how I’m playing this challenge:

  • Ramona will be the sole heir the entire way through.
  • I’m going to attempt the Ambrosia method, depending on what spawners this town has. If not, I’m using the Lifetime Reward.
  • I probably won’t age any of them up early apart from babies, because they’re boring.
  • YA’s will be kicked out immediately.

Alrighty, now that’s all done, on with the show!

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Tiberius: “I wish the sun would always shine for you…it makes your eyes light up like a buttercup.”

Ramona: “God, you’re supposed to say you’ll take me to Paris or something. Buttercups?!”

Hey, you only have to put up with him for one chapter. Be grateful I’m not making you marry him.”

Ramona: “…That’s a lovely thought, Tib…may the sun always shine for you too?”

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Tiberius: “Well, flowers bloom in sunlight, right?”

Ramona: “Oh God that £40 could have bought us food.”

Ramona…

Ramona: “They look good enough to eat…”

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Tiberius: “So do you…”

Trust Mona to pick the creeper. Ah well. He’ll be one of many.

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So while they’re busy, let’s have a look at the house. This is going to be the hallway that’ll eventually lead to the upper floor, but for now, the kids can sleep out here. They won’t care about sand and unpainted walls for a good ten years yet: hell, they’re lucky they HAVE walls.

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So out Tib goes into the dangerous world of Strangetown. He didn’t even get to finish his degree, which I suppose is Ramona’s fault too.

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I’m going to attempt this, as well: photos of all the fathers, plus a photo of each of the children once they hit YA.

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Apparently Ramona got this gnome for graduating, and she grabbed a free poster out of the uni welcome kit because this house looks so empty right now.

Ramona: “Well if you hadn’t forgotten that you weren’t supposed to be building a legacy heir’s house and made me a box with one window like you were supposed to…”

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Well, after Tiberius moved out, we got his stuff, which paid for wallpaper and carpet for the main room, at least. Plus you can see Ramona’s bedroom over to the right there.

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I know we SHOULD be selling this, but the room’s too big. So we’re keeping it.

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So now begins the boredom of waiting the founder do something towards the challenge.

Ramona: “You’ll be thankful when we save money on the maid.”

What maid?

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Ramona: “Yes, because I’m going to be having so much free time.”

Well, you’re not doing anything right now, and you can’t afford Advanced Tech skill items, so get cleaning!

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In hindsight, this probably should have been the blog header. It’s pretty accurate.

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Ramona: “Since you’re sitting around doing nothing, can’t you make me food?”

Sure, here you go.

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Ramona: “Wait, what?”

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Ramona: “Not what I meant.”

What, it’s food, isn’t it?

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I forgot why I took this one. Maybe because the colours blend together so well?

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One of the best things about this map is the subway system: the neighbourhood is pretty spread out, so this saves on waiting times and lag!

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Ramona: “Bloodstained but usable. Good enough for me. And all of this charred furniture- it’s my lucky day!”

Thank you for being such a nice, co-operative founder. I can hear Ashton shrieking all the way from 2012.

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Ramona: “Well, since I’m wasting my Computer Science degree because I can’t go to work, I have to make money somehow. But picking flowers?”

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It won’t get her any Gardening skill, but we can plant these later…

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Breaking News: Woman Harvests Pumpkins. Strangetown must be pretty boring.

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And we have confirmation of Baby Number One!

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Clearly Baby Number One is a demon.

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Ramona: “No, no rush at all…just need to grab my umbrella…”

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Ramona: “…and run all the way up here…”

You could have just thrown up outside.

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Ramona: “True. But hey, free shower.”

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But yes, surprisingly, harvesting wild flowers is actually a great way to earn money for challenges like this. Thankfully they spawn daily on the festival grounds.

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What good are coupons for lobster if you can’t afford to cook it?

Ramona: “Well, the newspaper doubles up as a blanket, so…”

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Ramona: “Hey, y’know, I think I’m getting better at this cooking thing!”

Ten minutes later:

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Ramona: “I’m STARVING, can’t I just eat those pumpkins?”

Nope. You want to save money, so you can’t afford another batch of pancakes.”

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Ramona: “So since the library appears to have NO skill books, please tell me you have some for a discount?”

Clerk: “We have some widgets, a painting and some old nectar bottles!” 😀

Ramona: “Since I’m not allowed the wine, I think I’ll pass.”

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Oh. Well that’s unfortunate.

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Tiberius: “So I guess that means I’m not being moved back in?”

Ramona: “Sorry, a few ripped clothes and some dodgy make up isn’t going to get you a second date.”

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Ramona: “I said NO, Tiberius! Stop playing dress up and go annoy someone else. It’s not even Halloween yet!”

I should have put you in Moonlight Falls…

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I’m glad this challenge is moving along. It’s boring right now.

Ramona: “Thanks.”

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Ramona: “Who the hell are you and why are you ringing my doorbell at one in the morning?”

???: “She’s PERFECT! Like a shining jewel!”

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Ramona: “Oh wonderful. Another creeper.”

???: “No, not at all! My name is Tyron, and I heard about your experiment- I want to help.”

Ramona: “Uh, sure, I guess. Come back in a day or so.”

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Tyron: “Okay, see ya!”

Ramona: “Ugh, I’m going to bed. Too tired for this.”

You might think I’m exaggerating, but this is exactly what happened. He turned up at 1, chatted for a minute, then left, so I decided he volunteered himself.

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Wow this chapter is boring. Sorry. Enjoy Ramona’s cute hat and slipper combo.

Ramona: “What? Like I can afford heating.”

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We’re on step closer to achieving immortality-

Ramona: “And no steps closer to my LTW!”

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Ramona: “I think I’m handling this pretty well, don’t you think? It’s actually kind of easy-“

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Ramona: “Oh okay. It’s not. Plus I think the baby just ate my hand.”

Our first born is Lucifer. Wonderful.

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Thank God she’s not a multiple. I playtested this challenge a few times, and multiples are hell with one parent.

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Don’t make a face. You’ll be hearing a lot more of that.

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Ramona: “Oh well. My part’s done. I’m off to bed.”

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Ramona: “Okay, I take it back: maybe this CAN be fun. BEWARE THE CLAW!”

Both their faces are a work of art. Baby Number One is Lucifer April (yes, I’m going with alphabet names, lets see which gender gets all 26 first!) who has the Athletic and Virtuoso traits, and favourites of Songwriter, French Toast and the colour Orange, which I’m ruthlessly exploiting because it matches her hair!

That’s all for now- the CC page is updated as well! Any comments before you leave?

~ Viki.